chickenbombs asylum

Bonjour nosey people! - bit of a update, been quite a busy week, and since sean has one everyday i think it warrants doing one a week

 

Monday

 

was in work, where i was really bad with bermuda flu, meant that i missed the claytonians game (sorry lads!) but also meant i did feck all in work as i was ill

 

Tuesday

 

wasnt in work as i was "ill" but i had a two hour driving lesson, this was hopefully to be my last one as i have my dirving test tomorrow, and my instructor seemed to think i was going to fly it! (stupid woman, ya drive cars, not fly them!)

 

Wednesday

 

THE BIG DAY

 

today was hopefully going to be the day i lost my l plates (not in the kinda slapper way you get over in blackpool!) i had booked my lesson to start from 13:27 (half one) as i was sure my test was 14:27, go to rochdale and found that i had another hour to wait until my test, not a good start, so moved over to mcds and had a coffee, was good, chill out and talk, got back in the car, where got told stories about the instructor who is doing lessons for £9.50 in exchange for sexual favours, cough cough!!, i started on my test, was unsure of the knee, but it seemed to be going right, was feeling confident, smooth drive, the examiner seemed to enjoy the ride, until he asked me to pull over in a safe convenient and legal place. i pulled over safely, and then it came onto the moving off, there was streams of traffic going along my right, and i was concious that i had been sat stationary for ages, bearing in mind my test is only 40 mins!! i saw a gap, and thought "im having this" checked my mirrors including blind spot, and then prepared to move, gave it a final glance, and didnt check my right blindspot, started to inch forward only about 10 cm, and this car appeared from nowhere and i knew at that moment i had failed i think i responded with "oh fuck!" managed to carry on, and drove back in he said it was a perfect drive, but he was going to have to fail me, i ended up getting one major and two minors BUMMER!

 

was updating people how i had done, and had already pre arranged with uncle mike to have a celebratory drink, so i got rid of my frown and turned into a clown, and met him for a "couple" of pints.

 

 

 

several hours later...................

 

 

get home having drank sager (smirnoff ice and half a lager)  and wager (iron bru wkd and half a lager for teh uniniated!) , some lager and jd and cokes, taking pics of ladies backsides, and having a rathe amusing conversation with corey haim on the telephone "tis blady business clarse!"

 

thursday

 

did fock all, as i felt raf, missed the footie again (sorry again lads!) i heard later there was a pub quiz, did i tell you all i know a good pub quiz in stalyvegas!!

 

today

 

 

went over to the latics shop to pick up my new home shirt, decided to put the jinx on Luke Beckett this season (or as the club shop would spell it luk bcktt) but they had ran out of e`s (remember e`s are good, e`s are good!!) so i couldnt get it today, should get it tomorrow from the sals xcutiv mployd by th club! (see what i did there!!), i also got told off by amie, for being a bad influence on her dad!!

 

tomorrow

 

first league game of the season, as the mighty blues take on yeovil (?) it will be good, seeing some of the characters off the messageboard in the pub before hand again, right good bunch of people (apart from the shameless estate lot! :P) and then a few of us are going round oldham hopefully in celebratory mode, though the local nick have been informed that i am venturing out, just so they can get my cell prepared, cell 6 with the widescreen tv and dvd player my usual!

 

anyway im gonan cut it now, as its friday fun night on channel 4 (sad gimp i know!) hope everyone who sees me flashign enjoyed this little insight, and shall bid you farewell

 

in the words of Brian Talbot, Keep Smiling!!